Heh, I'm glad you wanted to wrestle! It's super fun an' helps blow off a lot of energy.
[ Says the boy who, when younger, was nothing but a ball of rage. And took it out with skateboards. ]
I hope you don' mind if I'm in this form, I know yer strong an' I think if I was human you'd just snap me in half like a twig. This way I know Ima give you a fair fight.
[ He stretches a little, working his arms back and forth and twisting his waist, stretching his legs out. His tail is wagging slowly back and forth as he does. ]
Anythin' I should know? Like no grabbin' certain places? I ain't gonna bite you, I gotta find Azalia [ Zahliya ] and get uncorrupted before that, but like... how hard you wanna go? I'm aight wid blood an' shit.
[A.B.A. has to stop and think of all the fights she's ever been in. Not once has anyone tried to set up boundaries like this. What a very strange concept...]
It'd be unwise to bite me, anyway. My blood consists of mostly mercury. I'd hate for you to be so kind, only to fall from something as simple as ingesting blood...
["Bestie please don't make me accidentally poison you."]
Other than that... You'll find I'm no stranger to fighting.
Mercury like... the planet?! That's so fuckin' hardcore, yo! But aight, no lickin' blood off me either. Got it. I don' think? my blood is like fucked up in any way. Other than the corruption shit.
[ His tail wags a little harder and he nods. ]
Same, yo. Always been a physical fighter too.
[ He drops down into a little crouch, arms and hands lifting up in a grappler position, and his muzzle pulls back into a grin. ]
We 'lowed to tap out an' no goin' fer the balls, so watch yer knees, please. Tha's cheatin'.
[Beat, what? How does one keep a whole planet inside their body???]
No.. Like the liquid metal... It's incredibly harmful to swallow.
[BUT ANYWAY, A.B.A.'s turn to stretch. As thin and unhealthy as her body appears, it also means she's surprisingly limber and can twist in ways people probably shouldn't. It shows in the way she starts to bend backwards, although in truth, she has no idea WHY she's doing it.
She just saw him stretch and figured this is what you're supposed to do.]
I'll admit, I'm still new to hand-to-hand combat, so you have the advantage. My dear, protective husband had always been my reliable weapon... I should get used to fighting this way...alone... So I hope you enjoy this, so we can do it more often... I want to get...better.
So with that, I find your terms acceptable.
[And seeing as he's already crouched down, she'll assume that means he's ready and just proceed to fling herself at him.]
Oh.... wait, metal can be liquid?! Widdout it like... bein' melted down??
[ Listen, maybe she was made with PIECES of Mercury!! Give him credit for at least knowing Mecury was a planet.
And man she's just showing off as she stretches like that. If he tried that he'd break himself. Or pull a muscle. He's limber but not that much so. He watches in appreciation and a little jealousy. Wow. ]
Heh, next time we can try wid weapons, I ain't used to fightin' wid physical weapons so that way you'd be at the advantage! Yer hubby may not be here but we gotta keep your skills up!
[ When she launches at him, he'll meet her head on. And unlike PV, he's more than willing to fight dirty, grinning as he immediately moves to get into her space and try and throw her. ]
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[ Says the boy who, when younger, was nothing but a ball of rage. And took it out with skateboards. ]
I hope you don' mind if I'm in this form, I know yer strong an' I think if I was human you'd just snap me in half like a twig. This way I know Ima give you a fair fight.
[ He stretches a little, working his arms back and forth and twisting his waist, stretching his legs out. His tail is wagging slowly back and forth as he does. ]
Anythin' I should know? Like no grabbin' certain places? I ain't gonna bite you, I gotta find Azalia [ Zahliya ] and get uncorrupted before that, but like... how hard you wanna go? I'm aight wid blood an' shit.
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It'd be unwise to bite me, anyway. My blood consists of mostly mercury. I'd hate for you to be so kind, only to fall from something as simple as ingesting blood...
["Bestie please don't make me accidentally poison you."]
Other than that... You'll find I'm no stranger to fighting.
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[ His tail wags a little harder and he nods. ]
Same, yo. Always been a physical fighter too.
[ He drops down into a little crouch, arms and hands lifting up in a grappler position, and his muzzle pulls back into a grin. ]
We 'lowed to tap out an' no goin' fer the balls, so watch yer knees, please. Tha's cheatin'.
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[Beat, what? How does one keep a whole planet inside their body???]
No.. Like the liquid metal... It's incredibly harmful to swallow.
[BUT ANYWAY, A.B.A.'s turn to stretch. As thin and unhealthy as her body appears, it also means she's surprisingly limber and can twist in ways people probably shouldn't. It shows in the way she starts to bend backwards, although in truth, she has no idea WHY she's doing it.
She just saw him stretch and figured this is what you're supposed to do.]
I'll admit, I'm still new to hand-to-hand combat, so you have the advantage. My dear, protective husband had always been my reliable weapon... I should get used to fighting this way...alone... So I hope you enjoy this, so we can do it more often... I want to get...better.
So with that, I find your terms acceptable.
[And seeing as he's already crouched down, she'll assume that means he's ready and just proceed to fling herself at him.]
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[ Listen, maybe she was made with PIECES of Mercury!! Give him credit for at least knowing Mecury was a planet.
And man she's just showing off as she stretches like that. If he tried that he'd break himself. Or pull a muscle. He's limber but not that much so. He watches in appreciation and a little jealousy. Wow. ]
Heh, next time we can try wid weapons, I ain't used to fightin' wid physical weapons so that way you'd be at the advantage! Yer hubby may not be here but we gotta keep your skills up!
[ When she launches at him, he'll meet her head on. And unlike PV, he's more than willing to fight dirty, grinning as he immediately moves to get into her space and try and throw her. ]